1382538696807I have never roasted a turkey. Just the thought of trying it has terrified me throughout my adult life.

Not that I blame my mother, but I was imprinted early with the belief that it was an ordeal. Buzzing alarm in the morning darkness. Muttering when the thawing wasn’t complete. Thud-thumping as she wrestled stuffing into the turkey. Squeaking oven door for periodic basting. And a lot of sighing.

She turned out traditional side dishes to the click-click-ring of consecutive timers. Dessert included a pumpkin pie, chocolate cake, and enough whipped cream to frost The Alps.

5c45dc7c3b0000cc0168915cWith no dishwasher, everything piled up in the sink. And I mean piled.

There was no helping her. Teasingly, truthfully, my dad frequently said, “Betty goes after everything like she’s killing snakes.” We feared and loved her perfectionism and knew to stay out of her way.

Vintage-pilgrim-candles-300x280She set a beautiful table with fine china, sterling silver, linens, flowers, tapers, and pilgrim candles that were never lighted, no matter how much I begged. (To her credit, my mother lighted them for Maggie’s first Thanksgiving. Of course.) A German carving set stood ready for my father to do the honors.

Then we held our breath for my mother’s final decree. If her first bite of turkey garnered, “Too dry,” it was a shrieking whistle on the field. Game over.

So you see why I turned scared early in life.

2019 is my feel-brave year. I have a recipe that I’ve been assured will work. I have a foil roasting pan in case this is a one-shot-only attempt.

And I’m reading Brene Brown’s The Gifts of Imperfection because I plan to meet my first turkey.


6 thoughts on “Thanksgiving Confession

  1. My cooking tip: before cooking, lay hands on the ingredients and thank the Earth, the animals (if your cooking involves them,) the farmers, and envision your desired results, the length of a long inhale and exhale. Just see if it doesn’t help! Happy Thanksgiving!


  2. Karen–Reading backwards means I know the outcome. What I love is that Brené Brown has inspired you. I just finished listening to her on Krista Tippet’s On Being and she has inspired my 2020 personal goals. I get it and so happy that you tackled this. ~Janet


Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out /  Change )

Google photo

You are commenting using your Google account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s